What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is it still wrong to spread misinformation even if it's only to troll people rather than harming them?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”